Saturday, October 30, 2010


Give da undies please,
Cause texas hold 'em is whack,
Southern rap attack!

Monday, October 25, 2010

2-Pac Haiku

Pac was a rap poet,
But he aped my haikus,
Drove me, bananas!

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Fresh Prince of Independence Day

Crips and Bloods know well,
When my nigga rolls in, run!
Will Smith gets Jiggy!

Who are you?

Biggie Smalls was big,
And Easy E no doubt easy,
Me?  I’m Kev-dawg.

Monday, October 18, 2010

R.Kelly Gets a Bad Rap.

Rather piss than fuck,
Pee-pee in your hair and face,
Go R.Kelly go!

My bladder is full,
Had too much to drink last night,
Love: R.Kelly style.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

I like big butts!

P. Diddy hit it,
She’s still Jenny from the Block,
Oh, Badonkadonk!