Urban Haikus
Haikus about Hip Hop Pimps, Dealers, and Gods
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Flushed
Give da undies please,
Cause texas hold 'em is whack,
Southern rap attack!
Monday, October 25, 2010
2-Pac Haiku
Pac was a rap poet,
But he aped my haikus,
Drove me, bananas!
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Fresh Prince of Independence Day
Crips and Bloods know well,
When my nigga rolls in, run!
Will Smith gets Jiggy!
Who are you?
Biggie Smalls was big,
And Easy E no doubt easy,
Me?
I’m Kev-dawg.
Monday, October 18, 2010
R.Kelly Gets a Bad Rap.
Rather piss than fuck,
Pee-pee in your hair and face,
Go R.Kelly go!
My bladder is full,
Had too much to drink last night,
Love: R.Kelly style.
Thursday, October 14, 2010
I like big butts!
P. Diddy hit it,
She’s still Jenny from the Block,
Oh, Badonkadonk!
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